Am Not A Racist, I Love Niggas.


So I was in Pune with two of my friends, we met Nitin who went to Pune for some research work. We hopped club to club and had great time; few days later we were sitting and chatting -

Nittin : "Us din maza aaya yaar... aap ka wo friend bohot racist tha..."

Me : "Konsa wala..???"

Nitin : "Dekho do dost the aap k... Ek to kala tha ek gora tha... wo Gora wala racist tha."

Me : "Kala aur gora aadmi... Racist to tu hua na bhai..." 

Smokers Die Young



So we were in Goa, near Bagha beach I guess. One of my friend needed to smoke, he bought a pack of Benson n Hedges.

Me : "Dekh kya likha hai... smokers die young."

Chotey : "Chal be mai nahi marunga... dekh dekh waha kya likha hai Gupta Tattoo... Aage bhandaar lagana bhool gaya... gupta tatoo bhandaar."

Me : "Hmmm... pics dekh jo laga rakkhi hai... koi mehandi na karwaye is se... "

Chotey : " abbe gali mohalle k tattoo artist... hutt... is se accha to boomer k tattoo laga k ghoomu mai."

Savio : "ha ha ha ha ha... kaisa photo lagaya hai na gadhe ne... ye Goa me kya kar ra hai."

Paan wala guy : "ye aap k pass me jo bhaiya khade hai yahi gupta ji hai."

We were all silent for a while... started to move away in baby steps.


Me : "smoking kills bro...Na yaha aate na pitne ka scene banta 😦"

Borrowing The HDD

Me : "1 Tb internal HDD khareedi bhai ne aaj."

Friend : "internal!!!!!!!kyu re...external leni thi na... Pagaal aadmi." 

 Me : "bhai samaaj seva ka koi shauk nahi hai." 

 Friend : "bhai mai soch raha tha k tera movi collection lu... Ab kisi ki hdd le k aata hu. Per internal leni he kyu thi pagal aadmi." 

 Me : "wahi to samjha raha tha."

Run In The Right Direction... Away.


I joined a gym recently, which I have not done in my life, the main reason being I find fitness freaks crazy and not enjoying the best thing in life beside sleep - FOOD. The gym I joined is named Penguin; they must have seen a guy walking after leg day and bingo...PENGUIN, aayega insaan aur jayega penguin. The health club was made  with all facilities but the footfall was not apt, the reason I choose this particular gym is that I don't like waiting for machines, after its not a Disneyland ride. Because of the low turnout, the trainers are in constant search of personal training.

it was day 15th and I was running on a tredmil, inclined to 10, speed 9, time elapsed 10+ minutes.

Trainer(dnt judge the gym here, he is the worst of all) - "Ye kya kar rahe ho... running se body nahi banti."

Me - "Schedule me aapne he likha hai... wahi kar raha hu... To kya karu."

Trainer - "abhi jamana hai athletic body ka...aaise bhaagte rahoge to body kaise banegi."

Me - "To athletic body... matlab ek athlete jo hota hai...waisi body..kaise banegi...aap smart lagte ho bhaiya...aap batao kaise banegi. "

Trainer - "Personal Training karni padegi kyuki sab kuch aaise ek din me nahi hota... mai weight training karaunga... ye sab running bekar hai aapki.."

Me - "Next month se pakka..(gym change karunga bhai... kya bakwass pel rahe ho.) abhi thora warm up hone do mujhe..."

Mountains



The mountains reveal what you are made up of. They bring your true color out.

Now I know the meaning of this quote.

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